You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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