Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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