I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
That reminds me...we need to get swords
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
