we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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