Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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