he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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