But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
only if we run a train.
done.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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