People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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