You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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