you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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