Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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