More tranny stories later!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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