Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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