We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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