i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
