Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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