ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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