He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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