she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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