hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Shame - the story of my life.
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