i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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