Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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