Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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