I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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