I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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