I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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