I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think my vagina is haunted
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
