did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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