dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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