Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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