Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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