Sponge bath it is.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So I just went to clothing optional bar
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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