3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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