i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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