Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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