It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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