Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My liver is preforming stress tests.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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