Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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