I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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