Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My feet surprised me
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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