I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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