this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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