your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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