i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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