I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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