Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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