Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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