I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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