what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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