my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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